"What do you plan to do with your future?"
all i want in life is a spontaneous musical number
People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway
makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN
not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean
step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit
If you are in the Tallahassee area this or next weekend please try and go see Romeo and Juliet at FSU.
I’ve never been so entertained in a theatre space.
when u throw a banana peel in mario kart and end up hitting it on the next lap
- i work at a halloween haunted house park
- Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
- Me: Yeah? Why's that?
- Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
- Me: uh
- Me: i dont get it
- Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
- Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
- Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
- some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
- girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
- other boy: *SCREAMING*
- girl: *SCREAMING*
- me: *SCREAMING*
- first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!